How Not to Take a Pill
December 05, 2005
List #1: Things I _______ about Traveling
LIKE | HATE |
| watching people | schlepping stuff around |
| clean sheets every night | folding myself into airplane seats |
seeing how people everywhere are...
| seeing how people everywhere are...
|
| eating out | eating out at bad, overpriced restaurants |
| not checking email | hunting for a TV station in a new city |
| looking at people's shoes | worrying about whether I'll have enough money to get me through the trip |
| people from other countries | boring men in boring suits and bad shoes |
| the hope that the cute woman will sit next to me on the plane | wedding rings on cute women's fingers |
| going to a place and know knowing more about its history than most locals | airport shuttles |
| reading in airports | seeing that local news is awful everywhere |
| looking down from 30,000 feet | loud people on cell phones with nothing to say |
| going places they haven't heard my stories or jokes | public restroom with only hand dryers |
| announcements in English and Spanish | finding the gas cap on a rental car |
| eating food I've never had before | dry skin and lips from flying |
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